Anti-Valentine's Day

[error]

Oh, we brought a little present from TX for you error...plus want to donate some silver.  Maybe we can drop by sometime on Thursday afternoon?  We would vamoose before the party.

Sure, drop by my place. I'll be here. Though "a little present from TX" sounds kind of ominous...

[dalebert]

I plan to be there.

[Kat Kanning]

Oh, we brought a little present from TX for you error...plus want to donate some silver.  Maybe we can drop by sometime on Thursday afternoon?  We would vamoose before the party.

Sure, drop by my place. I'll be here. Though "a little present from TX" sounds kind of ominous...

OK.  We'll bring the silver, but the "little present" broke 

[picaro]

I'm disqualified, but in the spirit of the season:

[Bald Eagle]

Will there be ... drinks?   

Kill Devil: "The chief fuddling they make in the island is Rumbullion, alias Kill-Divil, and this is made of sugar canes distilled, a hot, hellish, and terrible liquor," quoted from a 1651 Barbados document. Kill Devil was Blackbeard's favorite! It was a mixture of rum and gunpowder - definitely not for your average pirate.

Devil's Horn
1 part(s)    Cherry Advocat
1 part(s)    Strawberry Advocat
1 part(s)    Bailey's Irish Cream

Put the Advocat's in the glass at the same time, then layer the creme on top.

Demon's Fetid Pepper Breath
60 ml    Pepper Vodka
20 ml    Red Port
10 ml    Sambuca
15 ml    Cranberry Juice
5 ml    Cherry Syrup
5-10 drop(s)    Tabasco Sauce

Into a shaker with ice, then strain into a brandy snifter and sprinkle with powdered pepper.

Demon's Period    
1 1/2 shot(s)    Light Rum
1 1/2 shot(s)    Vodka
6 oz    Strawberry Soda
1/2 shot(s)    Grenadine

Mix the rum and vodka, followed by the strawberry soda, followed by the grenadine. Pour over ice.

Devil Hunter
1 measure(s)    Red Port
2/3 measure(s)    Jagermeister
1/3 measure(s)    Peppermint Schnapps
4-6 drop(s)    Tabasco Sauce
2-3 dash(es)    Angostura Bitters

Into a shaker with ice. Shake then strain into a cocktail glass frosted with salt and Angostura.

Devil's Blood
1/2 oz    Everclear
1/2 oz    Tabasco Sauce

Mix and slam.

Devil's Haircut
1 1/2 oz    Absolut Citron Vodka
1 1/2 oz    Light Rum
2 splash(es)    Champagne
3 drop(s)    Angostura Bitters
1 slice(s)    Lemon(s)

Shake and strain the first two ingredients with ice into an empty glass. Add the champagne, a few drops of the Bitters, and put a slice of lemon on the side.

Devil's Tail
2 oz    Light Rum
1 oz    Vodka
1 tbsp(s)    Lime Juice
1 1/2 tsp(s)    Grenadine
1 1/2 tsp(s)    Apricot Brandy
1/2 cup(s)    Crushed Ice

Combine liquid ingredients in blender; blend at low speed and pour into a champagne flute. Add a twist of lime.

Devil's Piss
1/2 bottle(s)    Everclear
1/2 gal(s)    Lemonade

Drink out of 1 gallon milk jug.

Devildriver
2 oz    Vodka
2 oz    Gin
2 oz    Sunny Delight
Fill glass(es)    Orange Juice

Put alcohol and Sunny D into glass, then fill with OJ. Enjoy.

Devil's Workshop
1 part(s)    Cherry Advocat
1 part(s)    Strawberry Advocat
1 part(s)    Light Rum
1 part(s)    Vodka
1 part(s)    Lime Juice
1 part(s)    Grenadine
1 part(s)    Apricot Brandy
1 part(s)    Citron Vodka
1 part(s)    Pineapple Juice
1 part(s)    Cranberry Juice

Layer ingredients in Mason Jar. Shake well and slam down.

Devil's Tea
1 part(s)    Coca-cola
1 part(s)    Jack Daniel's Whiskey
1 part(s)    Southern Comfort
1 part(s)    Spiced Rum

Just put the ingredients in a glass or pitcher and drink. Goes down surprisingly easy for a drink that is almost 75% 80 proof alcohol.

Blue Devil
2 parts Gin, 1 part lime juice and 1 part Blue Curacao.

Devil's Punch
    * 2 oz tequila
    * 1 oz orange liqueur
    * 1 oz Limoncello
    * 1 oz sour mix
    * dash of orange juice

   1. Pour the ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice.
   2. Shake well.
   3. Strain into a sour or highball glass.

Sexy Devil Martini Recipe
4 parts vodka
2 parts cranberry vodka
1 part dry vermouth
Fresh strawberry
Lemon peel

Combine vodka, cranberry vodka and dry vermouth ingredients in a martini shaker with cracked ice and shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with lemon peel and fresh strawberry.

Devil's Food Cake     
   1 shot of Licor 43, Stoli Vanilla, Godive liqueur, Hershey's Chocolate Syrup, splash of milk
   Shake with ice and strain into martini glass. Coat rim of glass with syrup

Tukys Strawberry Devil
1 Part Tukys Strawberry Tequila
1 Part Peppermint Schnapps

To preserve the balance of flavor, use high-proof Schnapps to match tequila.

[Frisco06]

LMAO! This is brilliant!! 

[grasshopper]

 A-ha ha ha   Waaaaa, I wanna go!   (sniff sniff)
   I feel a lot better but I don't dare spraed this horrible cold. 
   Have a drink for me!

[Bald Eagle]

Victory Brewing                          Hop Devil Ale

Great Lakes Brewing Co.              Devil's Pale Ale
(a black can featuring a 666 road sign, along with the slogan "The Devil Made Me Brew It.")

Alesmith Brewing Company           Horny Devil
http://www.alesmith.com/hornydevil.html     [11% ABV !]

Buffalo Bill's Brewery                   Tasmanian Devil Ale

And for the do-it-yourselfers
                                              Mr. Beer American Devil Refill Pack
http://kitchen-dining.hsn.com/mr-beer-american-devil-refill-pack_pf-942433_xp.aspx?ac=comjunctdf

Midnight Sun brewery                  Arctic Devil
an extraordinarily creamy barley wine, aged for six months in a red wine barrel

My mission today is to find THIS ONE:  (!!!!!)
Founders Brewing, Co.                 Devil Dancer Triple IPA
http://www.foundersbrewing.com/home.php
Origin: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Style: American Double IPA
Alcohol Content: 13.0%
Get this: Devil Dancer claims to have the most International Bitterness Units ever documented. This double IPA has 112 IBUs, which is more than twice the bitterness of Guinness and nearly 10 times the bitterness of a common blonde ale. With insane bitterness and heavy alcohol content, it's no wonder where this beer gets its name.

http://www.fhmonline.com/wtf_beer_of_the_day.asp?cnl_id=8&stn_id=119&idx_id=3818
http://blogs.eveningsun.com/troublebrewing/2007/10/beer_appreciation_101_devil_da.html

Devil's Canyon Brewing Company     Lager Diabla

Wychwood Brewery Co.                 Old Devil Beer

P.H. Woods, Moreno Valley, Cal.      Bee Damned Ale

Young's                                      Old Nick

[kola]

Margot Katz... hot off the press:

"NH Freestaters are Devil Worshippers"

[srqrebel]

J Geils Band said it best

love stinks

Kola??... you OK there?

...just seems awfully out of character for you

[kola]

lol..yeah I am screwed up.

well there is intimate love and what I call global love.

I choose to focus on the global part as I am a complete failure in personal intimate man/women "love" relationships. Imagine that huh?

I seem to do better with having many close friends and I can show acts of love towards them and strangers much easier. When it comes down to the personal "girl/boy" stuff, it gets too fricken complicated, stressful and then you go throught the break up and the heart ache etc etc etc.

Yeah, I prolly met the wrong girls and/or have my own issues and baggage, but at my old age, I stay "reserved". Its just easier.

your loving,
Kola   lol

[srqrebel]

I know exactly what you're talking about, Kola.  You virtually took the words out of my mouth.

Thanks for clarifying

[kola]

If I can self analyze myself I believe the girls (and ex wife) were all chosen initially by only ONE factor:.Her looks.

It was ONLY a sexual attraction.

Then later we would try to make everything else work out when often, we were complete opposites, had little or nothing in common and actually annoyed each other. That triggers the "sex spark" to go out and then you try to find a way to "co-exist" with each other (which most people do and end up very unhappy) OR... split up and suffer with the introduction of  lawyers, divorce, alimony, money/belongings, quarrels, child custody issues, broken heart, broken wallet and broken spirit.

Most of you folks here are a lot younger, but when looking for a mate (take my advice) and pick the right one who you really can connect with. That is the key and will limit the heartaches.

old single fart,
Kola

[dalebert]

Has anyone posted a time for this?

[Bald Eagle]

Ivy said 8pm.