Abstinence education

[J’raxis 270145]

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[dalebert]

Ah, the old penis as a gun analogy. Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend about my tendency to make up my own words and short terms and stuph. You know, like how I say "prolly" instead of "probably".

So this one time I pointed out that some guy had DSL. My friend is confused and I had to point out that it's short for "dick-sucking lips". And then later I said that someone had suicide lips. My friend is confused again, of course, so I explained. Suicide lips are a step up from DSL. They are DSL capable of inducing an orgasm so intense that you run the risk of blowing their brains out when you cum. In the south, you will sometimes just hear "You sure got a purty mouth" but that just seems crass and disrespectful to me. 

That's the end of today's lesson on Dalebert terminology. As your homework assignment, please read up on rebellious mis-spellings of words on Wikipedia.

[Caleb]

 

[ReverendRyan]

Ah, the old penis as a gun analogy. Reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend about my tendency to make up my own words and short terms and stuph. You know, like how I say "prolly" instead of "probably".

So this one time I pointed out that some guy had DSL. My friend is confused and I had to point out that it's short for "dick-sucking lips". And then later I said that someone had suicide lips. My friend is confused again, of course, so I explained. Suicide lips are a step up from DSL. They are DSL capable of inducing an orgasm so intense that you run the risk of blowing their brains out when you cum. In the south, you will sometimes just hear "You sure got a purty mouth" but that just seems crass and disrespectful to me. 

That's the end of today's lesson on Dalebert terminology. As your homework assignment, please read up on rebellious mis-spellings of words on Wikipedia.

Sexually frustrated, anyone?

[dalebert]

Sexually frustrated, anyone?

Well duh! I'm a gay guy in NH. 

[Pat K]

Sexually frustrated, anyone?

Well duh! I'm a gay guy in NH. 

Frustrated, but funny. 

[ReverendRyan]

Sexually frustrated, anyone?

Well duh! I'm a gay guy in NH. 

I've had no problems.....

[Caleb]

ouch, baby. very ouch.

[dalebert]

I've had no problems.....

Well I'm just not comfortable working the corner of Bridge and Pine.

[ReverendRyan]

I didn't even know there was such a place around here. You did, of course. What's that say about you? 

[Lloyd Danforth]

I've had no problems.....

Well I'm just not comfortable working the corner of Bridge and Pine.

[dalebert]

I didn't even know there was such a place around here. You did, of course. What's that say about you? 

Nah, I just pulled an intersection out of my ass. (You wouldn't believe what I can fit up there) To be honest, I don't know which intersection you work.

[Pat K]

I've had no problems.....

Well I'm just not comfortable working the corner of Bridge and Pine.

Just looking out for my friend Dale.

[dalebert]

You're a pal, Pat. And that reminds me. I meant to apologize for hijacking Jeremy's thread. Sorry Jeremy!

We now return to your regularly scheduled programming on abstinence education.

[J’raxis 270145]

Watching you and Ryan go at it is more amusing anyway.