Grand Funk Railroad will never die

[ReverendRyan]

After my latest hard drive crash, I just finished downloading the torrent of the complete works of GFR. I'm so happy!

[Jim Johnson]

American Band  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo6HONeuT-M

Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact

Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight

We're an American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band

Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
A feelin' good, feelin' right and it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight

Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "Come on dudes, let's get it on!"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down

We're an American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band

We're an American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band

[break]

We're an American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band

We're an American band
We're an American band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American band

We're an American band (whooo)
We're an American band (whooo)
We're an American band (whooo)

[ReverendRyan]

Sweet, sweet Connie was doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact

I actually met Connie Hamzy once. At a Mensa event of all places.

[KBCraig]

I actually met Connie Hamzy once. At a Mensa event of all places.

You can be intelligent and still be crazy.

[ReverendRyan]

I actually met Connie Hamzy once. At a Mensa event of all places.

You can be intelligent and still be crazy.

She's not crazy, just incredibly slutty.

[KBCraig]

I actually met Connie Hamzy once. At a Mensa event of all places.

You can be intelligent and still be crazy.

She's not crazy, just incredibly slutty.

I watched the episode of "Insomniac" where Dave Attell interviews her in her home. I'm from Arkansas, so after discounting the regional quirkiness that I know so well, I stand by my assessment that she's nuts.

[Tom Sawyer]

You are what you eat... 

(sorry couldn't resist)