People Suck

[Friday]

My neighbors are too freaking lazy to carry their bag of empty beer cans to the garbage dumpster... so they dumped them in the front lobby of our apartment building. 

Then again, the property management company recently relocated the garbage dumpster far away from this building.  So what was already the longest distance I've ever had to lug all my garbage (down two flights of stairs, across and downhill in the parking lot) is now down two flights of stairs and a distance ten times as far, all UPHILL, to get to the dumpster.  I've already injured my back at least once, maybe twice, from taking out the trash, and I haven't even attempted it in ice or snow yet.  This blows.    

[Puke]

Bummer.

[Tom Sawyer]

Made me think of this song.

Truck Driving' Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)
Beck

[Neighbor 1:] "Come on, motherf-er. Put your clothes on, come on. Asshole!"
[Neighbor 2:] "You lousy puke!"
[Neighbor 3:] "F--k you!"
[Neighbor 2:] "Why don't you call your mommy?"
[Neighbor 3:] "You're a f--king drunk."
[Neighbor 2:] "Yeah, I'm a f--king drunk..."
[Neighbor 1:] "Come on, motherf-er."
[Neighbor 2:] "...But you're a lousy lowlife who can't do nothing' for himself."

Acid casualty with a repossessed car
Vietnam vet playing' air guitar

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs
Yeah...yeah

Whiskey-stained buck-toothed
Backwards creep
Grizzly bear motherf-er
Never goes to sleep

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs
Oh, yeah...yeah

Belly flopping' naked
In a pool of yellow sweat
Screaming' jackass with a wet cigarette

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs

Oh
Oh, my goodness
Oh...
Mmm...

Psychotic breakdown double-edged axe
Growing' hair like a shag rug
On his greasy back

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs

Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness

Oh, yeah
Come on, honey
Feel the grease, grease, grease
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Oh, my goodness
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Oh yeah
Come on, lay it on me
Bring it down one more time
Come on, honey...

[Pat K]

Put the garbage bag in back of the Subaru
put in 4-wheel drive and make an adventure
of garbage.

Or drop it off at the Apt. offices. let them handle it.

[KBCraig]

You missed a goldmine. Have you checked the price of scrap aluminum lately? 

[William]

You missed a goldmine. Have you checked the price of scrap aluminum lately? 

Down a little.

[Friday]

Made me think of this song.

Truck Driving' Neighbors Downstairs (Yellow Sweat)
Beck

[Neighbor 1:] "Come on, motherf-er. Put your clothes on, come on. Asshole!"
[Neighbor 2:] "You lousy puke!"
[Neighbor 3:] "F--k you!"
[Neighbor 2:] "Why don't you call your mommy?"
[Neighbor 3:] "You're a f--king drunk."
[Neighbor 2:] "Yeah, I'm a f--king drunk..."
[Neighbor 1:] "Come on, motherf-er."
[Neighbor 2:] "...But you're a lousy lowlife who can't do nothing' for himself."

Acid casualty with a repossessed car
Vietnam vet playing' air guitar

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs
Yeah...yeah

Whiskey-stained buck-toothed
Backwards creep
Grizzly bear motherf-er
Never goes to sleep

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs
Oh, yeah...yeah

Belly flopping' naked
In a pool of yellow sweat
Screaming' jackass with a wet cigarette

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs

Oh
Oh, my goodness
Oh...
Mmm...

Psychotic breakdown double-edged axe
Growing' hair like a shag rug
On his greasy back

It's just the s--t-kicking', speed-taking'
Truck-driving' neighbors downstairs

Oh my goodness
Oh my goodness

Oh, yeah
Come on, honey
Feel the grease, grease, grease
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Oh, my goodness
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Oh yeah
Come on, lay it on me
Bring it down one more time
Come on, honey...

My goodness... Beck seems almost lucid in this song.   

[Lloyd Danforth]

You should run the beer cans out through your back yard into Massachusetts and get some Nickels for them