Russian, Porupine,Sex

[Pat K]

2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines

18 May, 11:25 PM

Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.



Tags: weir, sex, animals, crime

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/18/porcupine/

[Raineyrocks]

Yuk!  That's just wrong, stupid, and gross!

Why would someone do that?

[K. Darien Freeheart]

They should move to New Hampshire. I'm sure there would be strong opposition to laws prohibiting sex with Porcupines in NH.

[Kat Kanning]

Maybe 'Don't tread on me' should be 'Don't fuck with me'.

[David]

wow. 

[K. Darien Freeheart]

wow.

Quite unexpected from Kat, though... it's usage made it all that more enjoyable. 

[Seamas]

It seems odd that they ended up in a Los Angeles hospital - did they fly from Florida to LA before getting treatment?  The idea of a couple drunk Russians with quills in their dicks desperately fleeing cross country is pretty funny.

If there really is a law specifically about sex with porcupines (as opposed to generic bestiality) that's really a law that would seem unnecessary.  I wonder if Florida has laws against slamming your penis with a door or putting your hand on a hot stove; both of which seem less painful.