Beer quotes

[Pat K]

My Mom sent me the Beer lovers cookbook.
Along with recipes it has lots of Beer quotes.

I will share some with you every day.


Here's to long life,and a merry one;
a quick death,and an easy one;a pretty girl,
and an honest one; a cold beer _and another one!
       Irish Toast

[Lloyd Danforth]

Mom's an enabler,huh?

[Pat K]

I would say she is a realist.

Today's quote= A fine Beer may be judged with only
one sip, but it is better to be thoroughly sure.

    Bohemian proverb

[Pat K]

" Boy meets beer.Boy drinks beer.Boy gets another beer.
In this performance the role of the boy will be played by
Norm Peterson."

Norm Peterson-character on "Cheers"

[Pat K]

" Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the
workers at the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their
dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself ,it is better I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver."

                                   Jack Handy

[Pat K]

"I'M going to buy a Boat...Do a little traveling,and I'M going to be drinking Beer!"

John Welsh 30 million dollar NY lottery winner

[Pat McCotter]

"A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses" - Henry Louis Mencken

[Pat K]

"You can't be a real country unless you have
a Beer and an airline-it helps if you have some
kind of foot ball team or some nuclear weapons.
But at the very least you need a Beer."

Frank Zappa

[KBCraig]

"You can't be a real country unless you have
a Beer and an airline-it helps if you have some
kind of foot ball team or some nuclear weapons.
But at the very least you need a Beer."

Frank Zappa

Sorry to hijack with a non-quote post, but I just watched "Les Paul: Chasing Sound" again on Netflix. He goes to the nursing home for his mother's 100th birthday, and she proudly proclaims that she has a Blatz beer every day, and is ready for a cold one.

She came from the family that founded Blatz Brewery, as well as Stutz automobiles. 

[Pat K]

This thread is open to any and all hijacks.

Ya never know when ya might learn something.

[Pat K]

" The mouth of a perfectly happy man
is filled with Beer"

Ancient Egyptian saying

[shyfrog]

Not a quote...but noteworthy

http://beerpartyusa.blogspot.com/

[KBCraig]

Not a quote...but noteworthy

http://beerpartyusa.blogspot.com/

Brilliant!

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[Pat K]