Fryin Bacon Naked

[Pat K]

Fryin Bacon Nekkid - Roger Alan Wade

Jerry gave me a book on Bacon, it is very informative.
I learned about this classic song in it. 

[jerry]

PatK's first world problem.

[jerry]

Wakin' to Bacon:

On Wednesday, Oscar Mayer introduced a gadget called Wake Up and Smell the Bacon, which, indeed, plugs into your iPhone and acts as an alarm clock that emits a bacon scent and the sound of bacon sizzling in a pan.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/your-iphone-can-now-wake-you-up-with-the-smell-of-bacon-78670253114.html

[dalebert]

Neal ate all my bacon while I was out of town.

[Jim Johnson]

Neal ate all my bacon while I was out of town.

Is this one of your fantasies?

[dalebert]

No, and neither is coming home to an over-flowing litter box.

[Jim Johnson]

Man, you're a hard sell.  Cat ladies love that sort of thing.

[jerryswife]

Oh no, inflation hits bacon!

http://libertycrier.com/inflation-hits-bacon/?utm_source=The+Liberty+Crier&utm_campaign=fe794ac8f8-The_Liberty_Crier_5_8_2014&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_600843dec4-fe794ac8f8-284783341