Another episode of 'It's Always Stupid in Connecticut'

[Lloyd Danforth]

that's a good one
we met a guy today who lived in Hartford for a long time

So did I

[Kat Kanning]

Lloyd meets himself anew each morning 

[Lloyd Danforth]

<Lloyd enters bathroom, jumps back> "Who the Hell is that guy?!!............oh."

[Russell Kanning]

We met someone who (after we mentioned that we had been living in NE for quite a while) asked .... what is wrong with people in Conn.

[Lloyd Danforth]

They just cut the ribbon on a 569 Million Dollar special bus road, or something from Hartford to New Britain. There is already bus service.
Some town is building a 210 million dollar high school.

[Jim Johnson]

That seems appropriate since so many people in Connecticut ride the special bus.

[Russell Kanning]

insanity

[Jim Johnson]

A 7-year-old Connecticut girl will lose her 20-pound pet rabbit if North Haven officials get their way.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/10/connecticut-girl-7-to-lose-giant-pet-rabbit-if-town-officials-get-their-way/

[Pat K]

Leave the zoning board -keep the rabbit.

[Jim Johnson]

A father in Connecticut mistakenly shot his 15-year-old son outside a neighbor's house during what appeared to be an attempted burglary.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/09/28/connecticut-father-kills-masked-intruder-learns-it-his-son/?test=latestnews

[Jim Johnson]

"If you're bashful I got a snake sitting under my desk here." 

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/02/conn-lawmaker-stripped-title-over-remark/?intcmp=obnetwork

[Tom Sawyer]

"If you're bashful I got a snake sitting under my desk here." 

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/03/02/conn-lawmaker-stripped-title-over-remark/?intcmp=obnetwork

Hey, I can see how when he wanted to say "...I have an acre of land in the Everglades." It came out as "I got a snake sitting under my desk here."

Lewd perverts often step on their own "snake".

[Jim Johnson]

BANTAM, Conn. –  A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it.  She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

No one answered a phone call Tuesday morning to the Cervellino home seeking comment.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/15/connecticut-man-arrested-after-stabbing-watermelon/?intcmp=latestnews

[Russell Kanning]

or maybe just "aggressive"

[Jim Johnson]

Usually people who have pot in their tool boxes are just hungry.  May be after he put the knife in the watermelon he forgot what he was doing and left the room.  Then when he got hungry again he came back and carved the watermelon.