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25 years of ermmm... bliss

Started by Tom Sawyer, November 24, 2011, 07:16 AM NHFT

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Alex Libman

#15
November 26, 2011, 12:21 AM NHFT
The last post is a great example of how sane people handle "violent" hyperbole...

KBCraig

#16
November 26, 2011, 02:46 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on November 26, 2011, 12:14 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on November 25, 2011, 07:53 PM NHFT
Thanks everyone for the nice comments... however I've bludgeoned Becky and buried her in a shallow grave.

That's too bad.  I'll miss her.

Pies. I like pies.

Kat Kanning

#17
November 26, 2011, 08:54 AM NHFT
Requiem for Dog Stomp Pies

Ode to Lawn Mowing Au Naturale

Up in Smoke

Free libertarian

#18
November 26, 2011, 10:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on November 26, 2011, 12:14 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on November 25, 2011, 07:53 PM NHFT
Thanks everyone for the nice comments... however I've bludgeoned Becky and buried her in a shallow grave.

That's too bad.  I'll miss her.

...it's not too late to dig her up!   :P

Russell Kanning

#19
November 26, 2011, 12:49 PM NHFT
Wow 25 years
her given name is Rebecca
Tom once told her how much fun it was to paint a fence
so are you guys gunna conjure up another president up there in Kennebunk to compete with the blue blood family down at Kennebunkport?
I would rather have a little Billy Sawyer as prez than Billy Bob Bush. Should make for fun debates.

Lloyd Danforth

#20
November 26, 2011, 05:14 PM NHFT Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 08:23 AM NHFT by Lloyd Danforth
They could have a Girl President. Name him Arundel.

Tom Sawyer

#21
November 27, 2011, 10:38 AM NHFT
Well that's the last time I bludgeon someone with a cooked cauliflower... danged if she didn't come crawling back inside, dirty and pissed off.

Lesson learned...

Next time use raw cauliflower!

Tom Sawyer

#22
November 27, 2011, 10:39 AM NHFT
Quote from: Kat Kanning on November 26, 2011, 08:54 AM NHFT
Requiem for Dog Stomp Pies

Ode to Lawn Mowing Au Naturale

Up in Smoke

;D ;D ;D

Alex Libman

#23
November 27, 2011, 10:50 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on November 27, 2011, 10:38 AM NHFT
Well that's the last time I bludgeon someone with a cooked cauliflower... danged if she didn't come crawling back inside, dirty and pissed off.

Lesson learned...

Next time use raw cauliflower!

This gives me an idea...  Every survival nut already has a basement full of dried beans, right?  Add an air compressor feeding them through a metal barrel -- presto -- instant machine gun!

Jim Johnson

#24
November 27, 2011, 11:57 AM NHFT
One high pressure blowgun coming up.   :occasion18:

Tom Sawyer

#25
November 27, 2011, 12:22 PM NHFT
Quote from: Alex Libman on November 27, 2011, 10:50 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on November 27, 2011, 10:38 AM NHFT
Well that's the last time I bludgeon someone with a cooked cauliflower... danged if she didn't come crawling back inside, dirty and pissed off.

Lesson learned...

Next time use raw cauliflower!

This gives me an idea...  Every survival nut already has a basement full of dried beans, right?  Add an air compressor feeding them through a metal barrel -- presto -- instant machine gun!

Eat some of the beans and methane can be the power source. Serves as a chemical weapon as well.  ;D

Kat Kanning

#26
November 27, 2011, 01:25 PM NHFT
Ask Lloyd about his awesome potato gun  :D
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