Get 'em while they're young!

[dalebert]

And convince them how cool it is to be fodder for the government war machine.

[Tom Sawyer]

Parts the Admiral left out of the letter...

One day, maybe, you can shot someone through the eye. Perhaps you will even learn to enjoy that metallic smell of blood after the kill.

[Pat K]

Oh sure Tom has to go all negative after such touching propaganda.