Deep thoughts by babies

[Tom Sawyer]

Brings to mind the punch line to a joke... one of those situations where all I remember is the punchline.

"Wrecked em hell, damn near kilt em!"

Goes a little something like this

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

Thanks for the reminder. 

It's funny how many jokes, among my friends, that we just say the punchline and crack-up.

"Doctor says, "You gonna die!"

[dalebert]

Okay, but he's the one that propagated the idea that it discouraged masturbation. I'm sure he spent more time harping on that fact that on discouraging it being done in infancy and people knew Jews were doing that so all they had to do was hop on that bandwagon to feel they had nipped that shit in the bud.

[Free libertarian]

 If god didn't want men to masturbate why did he give them an opposable thumb? 

[Becky Thatcher]

If god didn't want men to masturbate why did he give them an opposable thumb?

That's easy.  To hold beer and TV remotes. 

[Free libertarian]

   Oh shit...I don't have a TV   

[Tom Sawyer]

   Oh shit...I don't have a TV   

We're so glad you take time off from your "hobby" to type your funny forum posts.

[Free libertarian]

   Oh shit...I don't have a TV   

We're so glad you take time off from your "hobby" to type your funny forum posts.

   Funny?  I'm just dubbing around. 

[blackie]

http://www.boystoo.com/history/statistics.htm

During 20th century, more than 120 million foreskins were severed from American penises, more than in any other country in the world. At the height of the circumcision frenzy, a foreskin was being sundered, and a penis crippled, every 17 seconds.

Whatever other name one might give the 20th century in respect of America, the appellation "The Circumcision Century" is particularly fitting. Although male circumcision was not made compulsory by law, parents who wanted their sons to grow up complete were either not asked or where browbeaten until they gave in.

http://circumcisiondecisionmaker.com/circumcision-facts/

Physicians are biased toward circumcision. Circumcised doctors are 5 times more likely to recommend circumcision to patients.

Muller AJ. To cut or not to cut? Personal factors influence primary care physicians' position on elective newborn circumcision. J Mens Health, 2010;7(3): 227–232. ?

http://jewishcurrents.org/march-30-jewish-doctors-1352

Jews, who are currently about 2.5 percent of the U.S. population, made up 60 percent of the medical school application pool in 1934 and only 9 percent in 1988. Currently, about 14 percent of American physicians are Jewish.

Listen to Dr. Dean Adell talk about circumcision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsrRMTA45_c

[Russell Kanning]

and some people think social pressure doesn't work

I didn't have any boys, but we had already decided not to cut them.

[blackie]

and some people think social pressure doesn't work

I didn't have any boys, but we had already decided not to cut them.

When I was born, they just did it. They didn't ask my parents. My father isn't cut. My mother said they took me away for "tests", and I came back cut.

When my wife had kids, we had a midwife deliver them.

[Tom Sawyer]

and some people think social pressure doesn't work

I didn't have any boys, but we had already decided not to cut them.

When I was born, they just did it. They didn't ask my parents.

They asked me and I said "Heck it's so dang big you better cut some of it off!"  Of course in a baby voice. 

[dalebert]

They asked me and I said "Heck it's so dang big you better cut some of it off!"  Of course in a baby voice. 

Takes after his mom's side of the family?

[Free libertarian]

and some people think social pressure doesn't work

I didn't have any boys, but we had already decided not to cut them.

When I was born, they just did it. They didn't ask my parents.

They asked me and I said "Heck it's so dang big you better cut some of it off!"  Of course in a baby voice. 

  Obligatory ribald retort (CENSORED)   

[Tom Sawyer]

They asked me and I said "Heck it's so dang big you better cut some of it off!"  Of course in a baby voice. 

Takes after his mom's side of the family?

Dang it! Dale's being mean to me.   

I'm kind of sensitive, I hope Becky isn't going to tell "the truth about Tom".

[Tom Sawyer]

and some people think social pressure doesn't work

I didn't have any boys, but we had already decided not to cut them.

When I was born, they just did it. They didn't ask my parents.

I can imagine the sort of inappropriate comment an ex-con like you might make. 

They asked me and I said "Heck it's so dang big you better cut some of it off!"  Of course in a baby voice. 

  Obligatory ribald retort (CENSORED)   

I can imagine the kind of comment a "hardened" ex-con like you might make.