Deep thoughts by babies

[dalebert]

I know some will say a baby can't have thoughts with such complexity but I would posit that once you start cutting on it without anesthesia, the baby will absolutely express exactly this thought very enthusiastically.

[Free libertarian]

Shhh....you're gonna wake up Rich Angell.   

[Tom Sawyer]

I remember how shocked I was when I told my Mom that a Mexican kid at school had a funny looking member, she said "Your's is the one that has been altered, his is the way it is supposed to look."
I guess us little jerks shouldn't have teased him by asking "Why do you have a dog dick?"

When we were to become parents we studied up on the subject and decided not to have our son whacked. But, good luck suggesting that to most "normal" people... We had people freak out on us and say "It will just get infected and you'll have to cut it off anyway!"
So if you get an infection in your finger you just cut it off instead of treating it. How about you teach him to wash his junk?

I read about adults that got whacked, one guy said sex after the alteration was like going from color TV to black and white. Apparently the reason doctors talked Protestant Americans into getting their kids snipped was to cut down on them playing with themselves.

[dalebert]

Apparently the reason doctors talked Protestant Americans into getting their kids snipped was to cut down on them playing with themselves.

Absolutely. You can thank Kellogg and some other food guy for propagating such nonsense.

[Tom Sawyer]

Apparently the reason doctors talked Protestant Americans into getting their kids snipped was to cut down on them playing with themselves.

Absolutely. You can thank Kellogg and some other food guy for propagating such nonsense.

Colonel Sanders? Tell me it wasn't Colonel Sanders!

Oh wait a minute, that was Kentucky Fried Foreskins.   

[Jim Johnson]

OM Fucking G.... just when I think it's safe to come back to the Forum.... "Kentucky Fried Foreskins"

[Becky Thatcher]

 Just think, at the KFC/Taco Bell combo restaurant, you could also get Chipotle Foreskin Chimichangas! 

[dalebert]

Oh wait a minute, that was Kentucky Fried Foreskins.   

I imagine that would be something like fried calamari. You know those little o-shaped things that are really chewy?

[Pat K]

Foreskin Fra Diavolo......

[KBCraig]

Oh wait a minute, that was Kentucky Fried Foreskins.   

I imagine that would be something like fried calamari. You know those little o-shaped things that are really chewy?

Beware the source of your calamari.

[dalebert]

Is it really necessary to point out they're boneless?

EDIT: Damn! I can't believe I had a grammar error and didn't catch it until I got quoted!

[MaineShark]

Is it really necessary to point out their boneless?

Well, there are some lonely farmers out there, so it's not guaranteed...

[Tom Sawyer]

Brings to mind the punch line to a joke... one of those situations where all I remember is the punchline.

"Wrecked em hell, damn near kilt em!"

[blackie]

Brings to mind the punch line to a joke... one of those situations where all I remember is the punchline.

"Wrecked em hell, damn near kilt em!"

Goes a little something like this

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

[blackie]

Apparently the reason doctors talked Protestant Americans into getting their kids snipped was to cut down on them playing with themselves.

Absolutely. You can thank Kellogg and some other food guy for propagating such nonsense.

Kellogg didn't advocate circumcision on babies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_controversies

Dr. John Harvey Kellogg recommended circumcision of boys caught masturbating, writing: "A remedy for masturbation which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering anaesthetic, as the pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment." (page 295) But he was opposed to routine circumcision of infants: "It is doubtful, however, whether as much harm as good does not result from circumcision, since it has been shown by extensive observation among the Jews that very great contraction of the meatus, or external orifice of the urethra, is exceedingly common among them, being undoubtedly the result of the prolonged irritation and subsequent cicatricial contraction resulting from circumcision in infancy." (page 107)[48]

I blame the Jews.