When Libertarian Animals Attack

[Friday]

So my 6-month old cat was enjoying an energetic game of chase-the-plastic-twistie-thing-used-to-seal-grocery-bags, and wound up sitting on top of my neat stack of tax documents (W-2, 1099, 1098, TK421...).  I told her she couldn't play with those. I explained to her, quite seriously, that those are important government documents. Did she listen? No, she began to bite, tear and shred them. 

I'd ask her to join the FSP, but since she was born in New Hampshire after 10/1/2003, she's ineligible. 

[Kat Kanning]

LOL!  Go kitty!

[Pat K]

That is one smart Cat she knows Kitty litter when she see's it.

[Friday]

My kitty goes wild when she sees cash.  Seriously.  She tries to grab it.  Clearly a capitalist. 

[KBCraig]

My kitty goes wild when she sees cash.  Seriously.  She tries to grab it.  Clearly a capitalist. 

There's a joke in there somewhere about the world's oldest profession... 

[cpmarch]

Just 1?  I stopped counting when I hit 20 inappropriate jokes

[Tunga]

Tunga used to know a great old dog named Newt that once found a wrist watch out in a farmers field in Vermont.

That made him a watch dog. 

It's also a curious fact that federal reserve notes have a peculiar smell that dogs can be trained to retrieve.

Happy returns!

[tracysaboe]

That smell is trace ammounts of Cocain.

That way when the dog sniffs it, and it barks, the Feds know it's drug money so they can steal it from you.

See Bovard's Feeling Your Pain

Tracy

[Friday]

I passed out with my computer on last night, and this morning when I sat down to use it, I discovered that my cat had been about to send someone an email via MS Outlook.  The name of the addressee was kitty-encoded (I used to think this stuff was just random keystrokes as the cat walked across the keyboard, but I'm now convinced that it's actually encoded), but the contents of the email were in clear English, perfectly spelled:  http://www.nhfree.com

I'm telling you, my cat IS a libertarian (although I'm beginning to doubt that she's actually a cat.....    )

[Kat Kanning]

Subversive kitty, apparently.   

[Pat K]

Could bring new meaning to PGP but I think I will just shut up.