Pittsfield burglary/police alert

[MaineShark]

The Suncook Valley Sun had an article yesterday (October 11th) from the Pittsfield Police Chief.  Apparently, on September 12th (a month ago) and 01:00, someone broke into the supermarket and stole a few items.  The suspect is described as follows:

White Male
Between 5'4" to 6'2"
Wearing dark clothing
Approximately 140 to 200 pounds
Hair that is brown or blonde
Hair that is fading on top (whatever that means - baldness? dye job with a fade?)
Between the age of 18 and 40

So if you were hanging out in Pittsfield at one o'clock in the morning a month ago, and someone caught your eye (because anyone matching that description would certainly stand out!) give the Pittsfield Police a call.

It's a very good description; I think it might rule out as much as 50% of the adult population.

Joe