Breastfeed your kids

[PassionatePantherrr]

Shows you what I know. I haven't had a reason to even see one in years.

Sounds like a personal problem to me, if you haven't seen a nipple in years ;-)
But seriously, the immunoglobulins seem to adhere to plastic, not glass, and although I've not heard anything about rubber or silicone adherence, it's a much lower contact time, so less likely to "stick", however, I'd not use a rubber nipple as it increases the chances of the child developing a latex allergy later in life (silcone nipple with glass bottle seems to be the safest at this point, for those times when the breastfeeding mom occasionally needs to have the little one nurse with someone else).

[Raineyrocks]

Plastic Nipples?      First those damn implants and, now, Plastic Nipples!

  You are so funny Lloyd!  I just have to meet you at Porcfest!

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Shows you what I know. I haven't had a reason to even see one in years.

Sounds like a personal problem to me, if you haven't seen a nipple in years ;-)

I haven't had any reason to see a plastic nipple in years. Real ones, uh... I'm sure I saw some around here somewhere!!...

[Lloyd Danforth]

Plastic Nipples?      First those damn implants and, now, Plastic Nipples!

  You are so funny Lloyd!  I just have to meet you at Porcfest!

Cool!  I'll be the big heavy guy, goatee, no gray hair,  Long Island accent with attitude to match.  I will be towing a 'really Big' cooler, every where I go.  I'm not as funny after I've been sleeping in the outdoors:)

[Raineyrocks]

Plastic Nipples?      First those damn implants and, now, Plastic Nipples!

  You are so funny Lloyd!  I just have to meet you at Porcfest!

Cool!  I'll be the big heavy guy, goatee, no gray hair,  Long Island accent with attitude to match.  I will be towing a 'really Big' cooler, every where I go.  I'm not as funny after I've been sleeping in the outdoors:)

Gee, I was just going to ask people where Lloyd is, but thanks for the hints to find you!

[cathleeninnh]

He's pulling your leg Rainey!

Cathleen

[Raineyrocks]

He's pulling your leg Rainey!

Cathleen

Oh, a wise guy, huh? Nkkk, nkkk, nkkk, (the three stooges sound is what I was trying to go for here).

Thanks Cathleen!

[Pat McCotter]

Lloyd doesn't smile at all. He just drops these one-liners and waits.

[Rochelle]

Well, duh! Of course breastmilk is healthier :p.

It's funny though. At the place I work, they sell "organic" breastmilk.
Everytime I see it, I think, "gosh, if only there were some easier way to feed your baby natural milk, that you didn't have to prepare, that were specially formulated for each baby...."

siigh.

[Jared]

my first child is due to arrive in a couple of weeks, and my wife is very dedicated to breastfeeding. seems like a pretty good idea to me. formula just doesn't seem natural for a newborn.

[Raineyrocks]

Well, duh! Of course breastmilk is healthier :p.

It's funny though. At the place I work, they sell "organic" breastmilk.
Everytime I see it, I think, "gosh, if only there were some easier way to feed your baby natural milk, that you didn't have to prepare, that were specially formulated for each baby...."

siigh.

Wow, organic breastmilk?  I wonder where they get it from, I mean I know where it comes from but who would think of selling it?  If I would have known you could sell it I might have just put my 5 kids on the formula stuff and made money instead.   Only kidding but really I never heard of that.

[Raineyrocks]

my first child is due to arrive in a couple of weeks, and my wife is very dedicated to breastfeeding. seems like a pretty good idea to me. formula just doesn't seem natural for a newborn.

Wow, you guys must be so excited! Congrats! 

Here's an old joke:

How can you pick Dolly Parton's, (sp?), kids  out of a crowd?



By the stretchmarks on their lips!   

[Rochelle]

oh, they do sell breastmilk, btw. you can get it online, or you could, but I think the government (who else?) started cracking down on it.
But women who do overproduce milk still work as wet nurses, it's just not as common as it once was

Great way to make money, really

[Kat Kanning]

So how do you get yourself certified organic?   

[Kat Kanning]