President of the Underground (indecision 2007) - Vote now!

[Russell Kanning]

looks like things could get crazy in the electoral college

[Russell Kanning]

Some people might be gathering on Second Life while we are there in person at Panera Bread tonight. We will be locking down the voting around 7NHFT tonight.
Caleb will be there to accept or graciously concede .... or contest the election.

[Rocketman]

I'm Rocketman and I approve this message.  (Boy howdy!)

[error]

It looks like it's going to be a close one! Get out there and vote for Nobody! Every vote counts!!

[Caleb]

Ouch!  The powerful Wisconsin lobby ran out of votes!  Economic rent needs your help folks.  Remember, beerpotluv may promise free beer, pot, and love, but after the election, do you really think they can give you that?

And as for william ... are you better off now than you were two months ago?

[Caleb]

We have underage voting!  I am witnessing it with my own eyes!   VOTE FRAUD!

[Caleb]

Nobody will confiscate your guns!

[Tom Sawyer]

The President and his entourage have the champagne ready... The scene here in the bunker is one of anticipation... will it be another term in office or a Nixonesque departure from office?

[Jimmy Carter]

I am ready to file my election report at this time. I am unable to conscientiously certify the results of this election. The problems with this election are many:

1)  I have verified the existence of underage voters
2)  Numerous changes in the date and timing of the election have disenfranchised many voters
3)  Large and wholesale disenfranchisement of native Americans
4)  Wholesale voter fraud; the liklihood is that there are more fraudulant voters than actual voters
5)  Voter intimidation
6)  purchasing of votes
7)  Whimsical treatment of the election; failure on the part of those administering the election to recognize the seriousness of the event, nor to dignify it with the decorum necessary to engender respect for the democratic process.
  Lack of neutrality on the part of those in the judicial capacity.

While these are not the only problems with the election, they are the most glaring.

Sincerely,

Jimmy Carter
Nobel Peace Prize Winner

[Pat K]

Why don't you go off and lust in your heart somewere else
Jimbo.

[Russell Kanning]

We have underage voting!  I am witnessing it with my own eyes!   VOTE FRAUD!

Panera has really relaxed their policies. I didn't know they sold alcohol to young people.

[Kat Kanning]

Guess the election will have to be decided in the supreme court.

[Russell Kanning]

the last absentee ballot was just received from California

[Tom Sawyer]

[Russell Kanning]

ah the jubilation in the Pirate camp