President of the Underground (indecision 2007) - Vote now!

[Russell Kanning]

My legal team...

Who is your legal team? I am not sure they are allowed to stand before this court.

[Kat Kanning]

They couldn't stand when you said 'all rise'?

[Tom Sawyer]

That's it Caleb... you will be forced to walk the plank!

(Just be glad we don't keel haul you)

[Matlock]

I will be representing Mr. Johnson and Mr. Grennon in their legal case regarding the disputed election. Now friends, let's don't get all uptight here. We all realize that there was some shenanigans going on here, but no one is walking any plank! You got that.

[Tom Sawyer]

Perhaps I could buy you off with some Ritz Crackers....    mmmmm.... good cracker!

[Caleb]

On the advice of my attorney, I must decline the plank-walking option.

[slim]

I would ask next time there is a election that people be able to write in a candidate. I wanted to write in Thomas Paine

[toowm]

I for one welcome our new Pirate overlords.

Will there be remedial PSL (pirate as a second language) courses available? Arrrgh!

[slim]

I for one welcome our new Pirate overlords.

I just hope we don't have to live on a wooden ship with a bunch of other guys and no women in sight

[Friday]

Will there be remedial PSL (pirate as a second language) courses available? Arrrgh!

I sure hope so!  For example, there's no "gh" at the end of "Arrrrrrrrr"!   

Hail the Dread President William!     garrrrrrrrr

[Dreepa]

Perhaps I could buy you off with some Ritz Crackers....    mmmmm.... good cracker!

Polly want a ....

[KBCraig]

My legal team ...

Joe Haas?

[NC2NH]

Congratulations to President William and the entire First Family of The Underground

[shyfrog]

SPEECH! SPEECH! *hic*

[error]

This election was fixed! Nobody should have won!