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my cats are just so cute

Started by Friday, October 28, 2007, 08:23 PM NHFT

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Friday

I have this cat toy that's a fluffy hot pink boa-looking thing with a jingly ball on a stick. I've always reserved it for my female cat, who gets very excited and makes little squeaking noises when she sees it.  But this evening I let my male cat play with it for the first time.  He hissed, growled, arched his back, and is currently in the process of shredding it.  He's so butch.   :black_kitty:

David


Raineyrocks

I thought this was funny:
http://www.wral.com/lifestyles/pets/blogpost/1746729/


Excerpts From A Cat's Daily Diary

Posted: Aug 27, 2007

Miss Fifi has a very busy summer, and as much as it pains me to admit, I needed a little help. So, I have forc—ah ... requested—the assistance of the feline who occupies my home. For the purposes of anonymity, we'll call her Dilettante Dilly.

I asked Dilettante Dilly to tell us about herself; instead of light-hearted ditties, she gave me this journal entry:

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape ... In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously touched in the head! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now ...

TackleTheWorld


Pat K


KBCraig


Pat K


Friday

Dog is man's best friend. Cat is girl's.   :icon_pirat:


Raineyrocks

Quote from: Friday on August 23, 2009, 06:13 PM NHFT
Dog is man's best friend. Cat is girl's.   :icon_pirat:



I don't think that saying goes for Rick today after my dog had diarrhea on the kitchen floor and Rick slid in it!  :P

EthanLeeVita


dalebert


Raineyrocks


dalebert


Friday

Ezme caught another mouse, and is currently engaged in energetically disembowelling it on the living room floor.   :puke:

kellie

Quote from: Friday on October 12, 2009, 10:05 PM NHFT
Ezme caught another mouse, and is currently engaged in energetically disembowelling it on the living room floor.   :puke:

My cats would be so jealous.  The most excitement they ever get is an occasional bug crawling across the carpet.