Ian summoned to court - 10-01-08

[Coconut]

FTL_Ian was served this morning with a summons over his ongoing couch issue. 8:30am in Keene District Court on Oct 1st.

[Jim Johnson]

I saw the guy hit Ian on the top of Ian's right shoulder.  Then the guy exclaimed, "There, you've been served."
The guy was the DEA t-shirt bureaucrat from the 'Hey you've got a couch on your porch' VDO.

[David]

Was there, as the guy was walking away I said 'hey are you the couch enforcer?'.     no answer. 

[doobie]

wait, a couch issue?  Did he like burn the couch in a no burning zone?  Or did he *gasp* do something evil like put a couch somewhere on his private property that made someone cry home to mummy and daddy gumbermint?

[shyfrog]

Not to incite any ... ummm ... action, but wouldn't it be neat to see the courthouse surrounded by couches one fine morning? 

[FTL_Ian]

doobie, no one complained.  I am being targeted by the "city's" Carl Patten, Jr.

[MengerFan]

You got served? Was it like this?

[Raineyrocks]

Not to incite any ... ummm ... action, but wouldn't it be neat to see the courthouse surrounded by couches one fine morning? 

I love this idea!    Craigslist has plenty of free couches some are pretty ragged so we wouldn't be taking away a nice couch from someone also there are couches at the dumps, right?   October 1st is coming up pretty soon though can I help in any way?     

I can probably swap Rick the van for his truck on October 1st if that helps.  Oh yeah I have no idea how to get to Keene either so if I can help I need directions.

[Jared]

i assume ian does not plan to attend?

[FTL_Ian]

i assume ian does not plan to attend?

I will attend, under duress.  If I don't, they will send men with guns who will hurt me.

[FTL_Ian]

Detailed article including a scan of the "COMPLAINT":

http://freekeene.com/2008/09/26/court-over-a-couch-oct-1st/

Meet 10/1 at 8:15 in the lobby of 3 Washington St., Keene.

Nick, can you link this to the calendar?  Thanks!

[FTL_Ian]

Nick, can you link this to the calendar?  Thanks!

Nevermind this.  Posted a calendar thread:
http://nhunderground.com/forum/index.php?topic=15485.0

[Tom Sawyer]

My message sent via "Citizen Request Form" linked by
Contact Us
http://www.ci.keene.nh.us/codeenforcement/index.htm

Subject: Carl Patten, Jr. Couch Enforcer

Watched Carl Patten, Jr. on FreeKeene.com
Pretty arrogant, and what is up with the DEA skull?

Jackboots are not the best way to represent the City of Keene to the rest of the country.

[Coconut]

Nick, can you link this to the calendar?  Thanks!

I put this on the calendar when I started this thread....

[Jim Johnson]

My message sent via "Citizen Request Form" linked by
Contact Us
http://www.ci.keene.nh.us/codeenforcement/index.htm

I saw Carl Patten, Jr. Enforcer Officer, strike Ian Bernard on the top of Mr. Bernard's right shoulder.  Then Patten exclaimed, "There, you've been served."
I would like to remind you that Carl Patten, Jr. has used the death symbol of the DEA in past commission of his duties.   By the contortions of the face of Carl Patten, during the assault on Ian Bernard, I believe Carl Patten is affected by a personal vendetta against Ian Bernard or at least a potentially violent psychological problem that should be investigated.