Will the real Russell Kanning... please stand up

[Tom Sawyer]

Sheriff's Department can't tell Jim from Russell.

Best Porc 411 ever

[Kat Kanning]

Well, Russell WAS just in Keene.

[Tom Sawyer]

Be the first kid on your block to have one of these...
That's right you can pretend to be your favorite radical, the wild and wacky Russell Kanning!
Imagine all the fun you can have!

[AntonLee]

I'm so printing one of those off.

[FTL_Ian]

"I'm Russell Kanning!"

[Jim Johnson]

I'll just hold a stick under my chin.   

[Pat K]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Russell Kanning]

i promise to be at every event in Keene from now on
if william or Dale represent me ... it will be ok to call him "minny me"

[dalebert]

if william or Dale represent me ... it will be ok to call him "minny me"

Do we have to grow beards and wear fake glasses?

[Russell Kanning]

the mask will do

[TackleTheWorld]

VDO of the event

[KBCraig]

Was that Dalebert driving by, or some other skittlemobile?

[Tom Sawyer]

That was fun 

[KBCraig]

So, Keene PD is prowling the streets with wanted flyers for Russell?

[Kat Kanning]

I think those were Cheshire County Doofuses.  I love the literal head-scratching when Russell refuses to show ID.