Tim Condon is an Alien!

[Tom Sawyer]

Obligatory alien conversation mention - "lizard people" .

The shape shifting lizard people connection can not be ignored!

[Russell Kanning]

he could be a russian spy with all that fake anti-commie rhetoric

[Tom Sawyer]

Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!

[Free libertarian]

Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!

Every time you say that a Bernie Sanders supporter forces a kitten to "eat more kale". 

[Tom Sawyer]

Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!

Every time you say that a Bernie Sanders supporter forces a kitten to "eat more kale".

We got Pat K to eat kale!   

[Free libertarian]

Shape shifting, commie, lizard bastards are the worst!

Every time you say that a Bernie Sanders supporter forces a kitten to "eat more kale".

We got Pat K to eat kale!   

   "...if we can save just one kitten from the indignity of forced kale consumption, it will be worth it"  -   Pat K. 
 

[Tom Sawyer]

 

[Pat K]

Ya good luck with that,

[Jim Johnson]

Kale Eater? Really?
I thought this thread was outrageous when people were calling out liars and bastards.... but now Kale Eater?

Son Of A Bitch

[condon]

Oh geez...it's let's-all-pile-on-Condon time around here. But listen, I didn't ask to be contacted by the alien. It called me...and I agreed to help. What's it (the alien) all about? Well, if you go to the Amazon page and click on "Look inside" over on the left (above the book cover), you can read the first four chapters of the book for free (there's an interesting condemnation of "anarchy" that should suck you all in...heh). And no, I'm not a damned alien. I just REPRESENT one as its literary agent. If you want to know more about this interesting development, I'll be at both the Forkfest and the Porcfest (as a valued elder at the latter...till I probably get kicked out), and I can answer all your questions there (Campsite 87).

One last thing: No more trying to make Pat K eat kale!

[Jim Johnson]

See? I told you so.

[Tom Sawyer]

See...
The Shape Shifting Lizard Alien Overloads saw what we were talking about!

[Russell Kanning]

We can send PatK to talk with the alien's representative .... just bring lots of kale to fend off the evil spirits

[K neth]

The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.

And I won't believe it until he does deny it!

And no, I'm not a damned alien.

Now we know.

[Jim Johnson]

The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.

And I won't believe it until he does deny it!

And no, I'm not a damned alien.

Now we know.

He says, 'he's not a damned alien'. Maybe he's a blessed alien... or maybe he's just a plain alien.