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Author Topic: Tim Condon is an Alien!  (Read 1492 times)

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Tim Condon is an Alien!
« on: May 28, 2019, 06:25 PM NHFT »

Got this e-mail today...

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Hi everyone. This email is being sent to friends, family, science fiction freaks...and lots of other people who have rattled my aplomb in the past half-century or so. I have a somewhat weird announcement for you...a very weird one. What is it? Well, a few years ago I was contacted by an alien (interstellar, not south-of-the-border). It (the alien) wanted to be a writer. Not only that, but it wants to call itself a "storyteller-for-humans". It asked me to be its literary agent, which I accepted. It has chosen "Algerine Onyx" as its nom de plume and its first book, Achron Kindness, has just been published on Amazon: You can find it HERE; hit "Look inside" to read the first several chapters for free. Go on...read those free chapters! If you like an exciting page-turner, you're gonna love Achron Kindness....and one other thing: There's an extensive Afterword in the book written by the alien author explaining who and what they are, how they got here, where they came from, what they think of us, etc. For an alien-eye view and opinion of human beings...it's a very interesting read.

Tim Condon, Alien Literary Representative
for Algerine Onyx...Storyteller-for-Humans
813-251-2626    Em. condon@yahoo.com
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Jim Johnson

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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2019, 08:00 PM NHFT »

It didn't say Tim is an alien. It says Tim is an alien's literary rep.

How come he writes a book? Don't they have direct mind link?
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2019, 08:19 PM NHFT »

haven't there been lots of people who have been direct writing for "aliens"?
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2019, 08:40 PM NHFT »

It didn't say Tim is an alien. It says Tim is an alien's literary rep.

How come he writes a book? Don't they have direct mind link?

Well, if you're going to get all factual on me...
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2019, 11:10 PM NHFT »

It's a Trap !
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2019, 07:48 AM NHFT »

It didn't say Tim is an alien. It says Tim is an alien's literary rep.

How come he writes a book? Don't they have direct mind link?

Well, if you're going to get all factual on me...

It also did not say that Tim is not an alien. I have met Tim and although it is not likely that Tim is an alien, it is quite possible that Tim is an alien.
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2019, 04:31 PM NHFT »

once a marine ....
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2019, 07:13 PM NHFT »

Obligatory alien conversation mention - "lizard people" . 
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2019, 04:14 PM NHFT »

It also did not say that Tim is not an alien. I have met Tim and although it is not likely that Tim is an alien, it is quite possible that Tim is an alien.

"If we had found evidence that Tim is not an alien, we would have said so."
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2019, 08:25 PM NHFT »

The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2019, 09:02 AM NHFT »

 I thought Tim was going to build a great big wall and "make the Martians pay for it" ?
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2019, 09:37 PM NHFT »

that might still be a plan
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2019, 08:43 AM NHFT »

The only real fact, in this case, is that Tim has not denied that he is an alien.

And I won't believe it until he does deny it!
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2019, 09:36 AM NHFT »

Well then, it's confirmed that Tim Condon is an alien!
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Re: Tim Condon is an Alien!
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2019, 09:37 AM NHFT »

We should form a committee to assign a special counsel to investigate whether or not Tim is a lying bastard.
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