President of the Underground (indecision 2007) - Vote now!

[Tom Sawyer]

 

The President and the "First Mom" passed out early... they can't handle their champagne.

I would prefer to be called "First Daddy" from now on.  

[Russell Kanning]

I can't believe how many votes were cast in the last hour or so. I felt left out having already cast my vote.
It was a great day for Democracy.
We will be removing Jimmy Carter from the building shortly.

[Caleb]

I demand a recount!

[Russell Kanning]

Rocketman and Rosie ran an admirable campaign and definitely got their message out to the populace, but the statesmanship that William has shown over the last few months must have won people over.

My party dies in the last month .... I had to choose the lesser of many evils.
Nobody was disappointed with the outcome.

Has anyone called to concede to William or are they holding out for some miracle?

[Russell Kanning]

I demand a recount!

We will run a few tests on the diebold machines and get back with you.

[Caleb]

My specific complaint is that votes seem to have been added AFTER the election had concluded. Even absentee ballots must arrive during the period of the election, sir. I'm calling shenanigans!

[Kat Kanning]

Yup, voting machine works.  I checked everything thoroughly.  Any apparent anomalies are just a conspiracy theory.

[Insurgent]

This has been an election fraught with scandal and corruption!

[Kat Kanning]

My specific complaint is that votes seem to have been added AFTER the election had concluded. Even absentee ballots must arrive during the period of the election, sir. I'm calling shenanigans!

CA is on pacific time zone and still has three hours to vote.

[Russell Kanning]

My specific complaint is that votes seem to have been added AFTER the election had concluded. Even absentee ballots must arrive during the period of the election, sir. I'm calling shenanigans!

they were postmarked from last week and received here at the capitol while we were out celebrating democracy at Panera Bread in Keene.

[Caleb]

I am consulting with my legal team to see if any relief can be adjudicated

[Russell Kanning]

This has been an election fraught with scandal and corruption!

now now ... let's put this behind us and get down to the business of running the underground.
The people have spoken and William has a clear mandate.
As a great man once said, "Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories."

[Russell Kanning]

wait one second, I think I can solve this problem ...

I don't think there is a problem.
The decider is in charge again. All is well.

[Kat Kanning]

The power behind the throne strikes...

[Caleb]

My legal team advises that there is a severe discrepancy between the results of the election and the scientific exit polling data that was compiled by Zogby. We seek a 30 day injunction against William assuming office until this matter can be adjudicated in the courts.