July 7th, Russells court date for not having papers

[SamIam]

Yea, Ok, I've been through there with Mark. That's a nice little control checkpoint they setup. No, I wouldn't advise running through a metal detector into a court. They would shoot us.

I'm really kinda leaning towards the cross dressing idea. Any one else willing? They would have one hell of a lawsuit on their hands if they discriminated against a group for Transvestism. I think that's the answer, with cameras. That or throw them on after going through.

Come on Ian, I bet you would look stunning in a flowing black dress, matching pumps, and neatly tied white chiffon scarf!

[Russell Kanning]

that sounds horrible ..... I think you guys should do it

[dalebert]

Can I just not stand up for the judge?

[Russell Kanning]

I don't know how many of us didn't stand ... it was no big deal this time ... not as much pomp and circumstance at the keene muni court

[Kat Kanning]

He said to sit down so fast there was hardly time to stand anyway.

[dalebert]

He said to sit down so fast there was hardly time to stand anyway.

He knew many weren't going to stand anyway and wanted to minimize the effect.

[SamIam]

Can I just not stand up for the judge?

Oh, come on Dale! you already have the sexual preference out of the way. Go the extra mile for liberty! 

[Russell Kanning]

alright ... Sam is ragging on Dale as much as me now ... it's a conspiracy

[Kat Kanning]

Poor Dale...and he's so sweet, too.

[SamIam]

I'm afraid I'm an equal opportunity offender. 

Plus it's much easier for me to encourage others to wear dresses, comfortably sitting at home in Texas. Of course I will join in the fun once I'm up there.

[Kat Kanning]

Shoot.  I was looking forward to seeing Sam in a dress. 

[dalebert]

Oh, come on Dale! you already have the sexual preference out of the way. Go the extra mile for liberty! 

I did drag once for Halloween and got it out of my system. Apparently I did it too well and my masculinity felt threatened. Never again.

[SamIam]

Well, it's not a dress, but my buddies did pick out this lovely ensemble for me to wear out on Bourbon street for my bachelor party. I think most of them were woman's clothes, and I didn't get to see it until that night. That was a wild time let me tell you. . .

[Kat Kanning]

It's you 

[dalebert]

Maybe I'll just show up naked. I didn't know this before, but apparently that's ok to do but ONLY if you're gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWv7Kfq7lUM