Damn it!

[Raineyrocks]

I was really looking forward to my cup of hot chocolate and I  just had a handful of marshmallows left in the bag.   So anyways I guess there were 2 openings in the bag and they all fell on the floor. 

[Organjic]

Lets play a game... Pick up marshmallows in 5secs.

[EthanLeeVita]

Does about 10 minutes later count?

[Raineyrocks]

Lets play a game... Pick up marshmallows in 5secs.

Does about 10 minutes later count?

I can't live by the 5 second rule and especially not the 10 minute rule , (if there is one).  I have several germ phobias as if I wasn't screwed up enough! 

[Pat K]

I heard spiders really like marshmellows.

[Raineyrocks]

I heard spiders really like marshmellows.

Oh shit, it figures!    That's okay though because Patience, (my dog), ate them all, he believes there is at least a 4 year rule. 

[Pat K]

I heard spiders really like marshmellows.

Oh shit, it figures!    That's okay though because Patience, (my dog), ate them all, he believes there is at least a 4 year rule. 

LOL!!!!!!!! 

[Friday]

Aren't marshmallows 100% artificial?  I'm thinking the germs on the floor couldn't have been worse for you than the marshmallows themselves...

One time I went camping, and a fox ran off with my entire BAG of marshmallows before the sun had even set.  I ran around, looking in the grass, thinking it must have dropped the bag somewhere.  Never found it.  No s'mores on that trip.    I hope that little shit got a stomach ache.   

[Pat K]

So I guess you were outfoxed?

[doobie]

Lets play a game... Pick up marshmallows in 5secs.

Does about 10 minutes later count?

I can't live by the 5 second rule and especially not the 10 minute rule , (if there is one).  I have several germ phobias as if I wasn't screwed up enough! 

There are probably more germs on your counters than the floor.  Think about that and you won't have a problem with the 5 second rule.  Oh and your dishes too... germs are everywhere!  Wait, am I supposed to be trying to help?  Whoops.

[Moebius Tripp]

Lets play a game... Pick up marshmallows in 5secs.

Does about 10 minutes later count?

I can't live by the 5 second rule and especially not the 10 minute rule , (if there is one).  I have several germ phobias as if I wasn't screwed up enough! 

Don't look in a microscope at eyelashes or fingernails or skin or spit or ...

[ByronB]

And remember you may be compromising your immune system if you get too few germs...

[dalebert]

There are probably more germs on your counters than the floor.  Think about that and you won't have a problem with the 5 second rule.  Oh and your dishes too... germs are everywhere!  Wait, am I supposed to be trying to help?  Whoops.

Also, restaurant kitchens tend to be much cleaner than home kitchens. Apparently most clean them much more regularly than homes. People who get food poisoning most often don't get it from restaurant food.

[Raineyrocks]

Lets play a game... Pick up marshmallows in 5secs.

Does about 10 minutes later count?

I can't live by the 5 second rule and especially not the 10 minute rule , (if there is one).  I have several germ phobias as if I wasn't screwed up enough! 

There are probably more germs on your counters than the floor.  Think about that and you won't have a problem with the 5 second rule.  Oh and your dishes too... germs are everywhere!  Wait, am I supposed to be trying to help?  Whoops.

I've thought about light switches too, oh yeah thanks for getting my morbid germ thoughts rolling. 

Pretty much the main things I think about since I do a pretty good job of keeping my counters disinfected are these things:   bannisters, what kinds of stuff are on people's hands as they're sliding them down?,  faucets and toilet flushers things, that's usually the first thing people touch after going to the bathroom and if they don't wash their hands well then yuk, everything has extra germs.  I wash my hands before I even zipper and snap my jeans.

door knobs,  I couldn't tell you how many times I've had to tell Rick to wash his hands after we've had sex before touching the door knob and going down the stairs, (bannister), etc.  He tells me I don't have germs but everyone does and I'm sure the kids and guests don't want to touch parts of me that Rick has.
That's it for now before I can't eat lunch and Rick doesn't get laid the first of '09! 

[Raineyrocks]

Lets play a game... Pick up marshmallows in 5secs.

Does about 10 minutes later count?

I can't live by the 5 second rule and especially not the 10 minute rule , (if there is one).  I have several germ phobias as if I wasn't screwed up enough! 

Don't look in a microscope at eyelashes or fingernails or skin or spit or ...

I would never, ever!