Dr. Russell says...

[AlanM]

Wow... I had no idea this stream of conscience would result.

See what you started, Roger?

[AlanM]

After the barn burned, I wandered around, North of the Notches. Found a fishing pole and became a fisherman. Caught three fish one week.
Built a log hut in the woods and scavenged edible roots and dandelions. Hate the color yellow, now.
Trained a wild boar to stand guard for me. He was not to happy at first, but we came to an understanding. The boar chased away a thief one night. The thief dropped his pistol during the melee. I now have a pistol with 5 bullets, a hut, and a fishing pole. Things are looking up.

[Michael Fisher]

Me: "Anyways, this is really hard, because he is really Russell."

Therapist: "We don't label people here, Michael."

Me: "No, he really is Russell!"

Therapist: "Michael..."

Dr. Russell: "No, he's right. I really am Russell."

Me: "I just think, like, he wants to eliminate government."

Therapist: "OK, Michael, no one really wants to 'eliminate' anything here."

Dr. Russell: "He is quite astute. I am trying to eliminate government. My Shire associates are working on that as we speak."

[Rosie the Riveter]

 


Keep it coming.....

[AlanM]

  I took the pistol to a gun shop and traded it for a revolver and some more ammo. He threw in a holster. Good trade. I used the pistol to shoot rabbits and other small game. Hmmm.... rabbit stew. Gopher stew tasted kind of odd. Hey, at least it fills the hole. Saved the pelts to make some boots. Winter's coming in a couple of months.
  Went into town. Folks gave me strange looks. Maybe it was my rabbit skin hat. Oh, well. Walked through the mini-mall parking lot and found 57 cents. Hmmm... Brainstorm. Source of cash. Saw one of those can recycling machines. Another money-making idea. Filled my burlap bag with cans collected from roadsides. Another $2.12.
   I need to build a fireplace for my hut. Plenty of stones around, but I think I'll collect cans to buy some bags of mortar.

[Michael Fisher]

   Walked by the pet shop while collecting cans. The shopkeeper wanted compensation for killing his rabbits. Hmmm... I can't remember him complaining back when I was shooting them. But I want to be on good terms with him incase I'm hungry later.
   Back to broke, I guess.
   I'm baking some bricks in the yard now. I found some good clay deposits in the stream today?they'll come in handy for pottery, too, when I get around to it. Maybe ol' man Lloyd'll be up to the task. That'll keep him busy for a while.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Got a job in a store, but, I don't work there anymore.  A beautifull woman came in. What can I get you I asked her? 'Liquer' she replied and lick her I did. I don't work there anymore.

(my apologys to the folks at Praerie Home Companion)

[KBCraig]

Gopher stew tasted kind of odd.

Gopher stew?

[Michael Fisher]

Gopher stew tasted kind of odd.

Gopher stew?

Better than porcupine stew! 

[David]

but, but Michael, porcupine stew is so delicious and hearty, it has a certain stick to your ribs type feeling.   

[Russell Kanning]

More jokes like that and I am going to have to push those buttons that control the boardroom seats.
Dr. Russell

[Tom Sawyer]

 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

[Braddogg]

Moderators, I think this should be moved to the "Childish" Board   

[Kat Kanning]

Why?  This is one of the most serious topic being discussed on this forum.

[Tom Sawyer]

Moderators, I think this should be moved to the "Childish" Board   

I don't think so! (see I'm debating to your whining... )