Halloween Party & Wake for Sandy's Lost Youth

[Friday]

Alright, that's two nekkid guys!  We only need 19 more to provide a 21-gun salute!   

[Mike Barskey]

soooo... it's alright, then, if I'm shootin' blanks.

[Friday]

draft party announcement... accurate?  complete?

Jim and Lauren, please let me know if you're OK with
a) people crashing in your barn and
b) your address posted on the Internet (if not, I'll only provide it upon request)

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I regret to announce an upcoming

Halloween Extravaganza and Wake for Sandy's Lost Youth

Where: Lauren & Jim's Haunted Barn in Winchester, ---address
When: Saturday, Nov. 1 3:00PM - late
Why: because Halloween is fun... and growing old isn't

Featuring:
a BBQ/potluck at 6:00PM
trial for Sandy's youth 6:45PM - bring damning evidence
Sandy's youth ceremonially expires at 7:00PM
naked guys
lumberjack striptease
a special appearance by the President of the Shire; advance tickets are available at newstands throughout the Free State but do NOT guarantee admission
candy-corn-flavored beer

In lieu of flowers, Sandy's rapidly expiring youth requests that you purchase your ticket now for Liberty Forum 2009, featuring an assortment of anti-government speakers

Costumes enouraged, but not required.
Sobriety discouraged, but tolerated if you must insist.
Crash space is available.

Brought to you by your gracious hosts Lauren (aka "TackleTheWorld"/"jailbird"/"the FSP's Most Wanted"), Jim (aka "Facilitator to the Icon"/"Jesus Johnson"/"Lauren's husband"/"Principle, Stooges Construction") and assorted other denizens of the Shire

[TackleTheWorld]

draft party announcement... accurate?  complete?

Instead of the address please add "call (603)239-8506 for directions"
The crash invitation is fine.

There was some debate between Jim and I on the line "Sobriety discouraged...", but now everyone's happy with it because whoever's correctly predicts the outcome of the night wins $50.

[Tom Sawyer]

My I be the first to yell

YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWW!

[Friday]

draft party announcement... accurate?  complete?

Instead of the address please add "call (603)239-8506 for directions"

OK.  But could somebody IM me your address?  Cuz I, like, don't know where you live.   

[Jim Johnson]

draft party announcement... accurate?  complete?

Instead of the address please add "call (603)239-8506 for directions"

OK.  But could somebody IM me your address?  Cuz I, like, don't know where you live.   

Muh ha... muh ha ha.... Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha..... cackle cackle.

[Pat K]

Funny enough but I don't know their address either.

I just make a left at the blinky light. 

[Jim Johnson]

By the way... if you miss court... it will only go badly for you... ahee, ahee..... ahee hee hee hee ha!

[Tom Sawyer]

[Pat K]

Our party girl has fled the country!


I have it on good authority she had skipped to Canada
trying to avoid this aging .

We may need to launch a covert-op to bring her back. 

[Tom Sawyer]

This isn't the first time she has run off...
I wonder who the Canadian celeb might be?

Remember that crazy weekend in Vegas with the King Sandy? 



Makes me think of some kind of twisted version of This is Your Life... 

[Pat K]

Did they have the deep fried bacon and banana
sandwiches that the King likes?

[Kat Kanning]

[Pat K]

Hey don't be disparaging the Kings taste.