Funeral for Bureaucrash

[John]

I think we need to have a funeral for Bureaucrash.
Bring your "swag" to help put the beast to rest.

We can burn that stuff at the Burning Porcupine and/or at the preparation parties.

[dalebert]

Love it! Will this be happening at Burning Porc?

[Fluff and Stuff]

Last year was the Libertarian Party.  Now Bureaucrash.  Very interesting idea. 

[EthanLeeVita]

Next year the state! Too optimistic?

[Jim Johnson]

Next year the state! Too optimistic?

Too unrelated.

[Russell Kanning]

let's do it during burning porcupine
just pick a day

we did it for the constitution ... and it was a sad passing
we did it last year for the LP ... i never knew him sooo
but bureaucrash was fun ... now it is dead

[dalebert]

Please be aware that Bureaucrash is now neither dead nor fully alive. It is, rather, the undead. It will continue as a soulless corpse, continuing to attract members who do not believe in liberty and engaging in unholy acts against nature.

[Friday]

cue the Liberty Zombie

[KBCraig]

Lee Doren wants to throw the Liberty Zombie in jail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RUCO9cIEP0

[dalebert]

I left a comment on that video that Dave shouldn't pick on Lee.

*ahem*

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/06/03/crashing-the-crashers/

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/06/05/crashing-the-crashers-part-2/

http://anarchyinyourhead.com/2009/06/10/a-new-voice-for-statism/

[dalebert]

I'll have to make sure I'm in full Ambassador of the Schism regalia for this event. I will prepare a speech.

[Pat K]

I'll have to make sure I'm in full Ambassador of the Schism regalia for this event. I will prepare a speech.

[Russell Kanning]

you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery

[dalebert]

you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery

As I understand it, the only way to permanently kill a vampire is to drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and fill its mouth with holy wafers. It's probably good to have a man of the cloth do that last part for good measure. We should also have the Cardinal of the Shire bless the grave site with holy water. That's supposed to quiet ghosts or something.

[Friday]

you can preside over the ceremony ... the cardinal of the Shire will be there for moral support ... if you waver I will finish the poor organization off ... we don't want it to suffer, better to put it out of its misery

As I understand it, the only way to permanently kill a vampire is to drive a stake through its heart, cut off its head, and fill its mouth with holy wafers. It's probably good to have a man of the cloth do that last part for good measure. We should also have the Cardinal of the Shire bless the grave site with holy water. That's supposed to quiet ghosts or something.

There are many schools of thought on this subject.

BTVS/the Whedonverse - a simple wooden spike will suffice

Twilight - you must burn them   

the Matrix Reloaded - silver bullet (or was that guy the Marovingian's wife shot a werewolf?  It was hard to tell.)

To cover all the bases, I really think you'd need gunplay, spiking and fire. Decapitation, too, just to be safe.