Kbcraig saying he wishes he could race
Winner gets a chrome tractor seat.
Fancy tractor seat... such ostentatious displays were probably the reason you had to leave Minnesota. 
Well that and the whole cow tipping debacle.
The accusation that I had to leave Minnesota because of cow tipping has been scientifically disproven. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping
I don't know how those cows got tipped over or why they had silver lamay harnesses.
Well now, I have to tell the story.
It true, that cows are a lot harder to tip over than folks say.
But we all know that Jim is freakishly large and one frightening night
Jim rushed a cow standing side ways on a particular steep slope part of a farm on a hill above town. Well that cow tipped right over! Jim gave out a squeal of joy! But then to his horror the cow kept rolling down the hill! It had rained a lot that year and the soil was wet and loose and as the cow tumbled parts of the hill broke away and came loose, sliding down towards town! That's right and it drug every thing in it's path with it! Others cows , rocks ,tree's all heading right down main street! It was just luck that was the commercial end of Town and they rolled up the streets early there, but the slide took out the feed store, hardware store and caused an explosion at the gas station that was seen and heard in the near and far. That's why Johnson had leave, Hell his name really isn't Johnson, it's Houlderjurgen, he had to change it because they still call this the "Houlderjurgen Disaster" back there.
