Grassroots beginning to the Free State Party

[dalebert]

Lloyd, I've already explained to you that we're going to scan your neuron-pattern and download your consciousness after you die into the immortality super computer and call that matrix-world "Lloydville".

[Friday]

btw ... the volunteers are very eager that our numbers be as high as possible, so


we are going to have to have you all sign a loyalty oath within the next few days or there will be consequences.

  I'm never going to live in Freedom and I don't have any children.

That's the spirit, Lloyd! 

OK, must stop reading this thread while at work; have had to disguise too many LOLs as coughing fits and fear management is catching on.   

[AntonLee]

manopause?   

[Russell Kanning]

anyway ... I am having lots of fun thinking about the stuph we can do through the Free State Party.
I don't imagine we will be doing CD or taking the government to court.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Lloyd, I've already explained to you that we're going to scan your neuron-pattern and download your consciousness after you die into the immortality super computer and call that matrix-world "Lloydville".

Nobody, especially you, is getting a hold of any parts of me when I die.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Statement of Intent

I hereby state my solemn intent to move to the state of New Hampshire. Once there, I will exert the fullest practical effort toward the creation of a society in which the maximum role of civil government is the protection of life, liberty, and property.

[Mike Barskey]

Nobody, especially you, is getting a hold of any parts of me when I die.

Can we get ahold of your parts while you're still alive? 

[Pat K]

Statement of Intent

I hereby state my solemn intent to move to the state of New Hampshire. Once there, I will exert the fullest practical effort toward the creation of a society in which the maximum role of civil government is the protection of life, liberty, and property.

For the love of god make him stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kat Kanning]

Mike, don't make me move this to the TMI thread. 

[Friday]

Lloyd, I've already explained to you that we're going to scan your neuron-pattern and download your consciousness after you die into the immortality super computer and call that matrix-world "Lloydville".

Nobody, especially you, is getting a hold of any parts of me when I die.

That's funny... in California, I had my driver's license marked that they could take whatever parts they wanted if I died.  But they don't give you that option in NH.  I'd hate to see my parts go to waste.  Maybe Dale can make muffins out of them?   

[Pat K]

Lloyd, I've already explained to you that we're going to scan your neuron-pattern and download your consciousness after you die into the immortality super computer and call that matrix-world "Lloydville".

Nobody, especially you, is getting a hold of any parts of me when I die.

That's funny... in California, I had my driver's license marked that they could take whatever parts they wanted if I died.  But they don't give you that option in NH.  I'd hate to see my parts go to waste.  Maybe Dale can make muffins out of them?   

I was going to say something here.

But I find I am to fond of living.

[Tom Sawyer]

Today's recurring theme is muffins...

I'll ask the congregation to open their hymnals to page 87

And I quoteth
...he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"

[Lloyd Danforth]

Nobody, especially you, is getting a hold of any parts of me when I die.

Can we get ahold of your parts while you're still alive? 

Neither you nor Dale!

[Mike Barskey]

And let's not forget Zappa 10:77
"Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"

[AntonLee]

Lloyd, I've already explained to you that we're going to scan your neuron-pattern and download your consciousness after you die into the immortality super computer and call that matrix-world "Lloydville".

Nobody, especially you, is getting a hold of any parts of me when I die.

That's funny... in California, I had my driver's license marked that they could take whatever parts they wanted if I died.  But they don't give you that option in NH.  I'd hate to see my parts go to waste.  Maybe Dale can make muffins out of them?   

I hear that. . . send me to africa. . . I'll feed them for a month if they can get over the whole cannibalism thing.  I'm not being collectivist. . .I'll literally feed the entire continent