Insufferable Weird Dream Thread

[dalebert]

I saw this last night and it must have really made an impression on me. I was watching the first episode of the new season and thinking it was way too early for it to be on so I wondered if I might be dreaming. I was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iS3tULXMQ

Then I had a pee anxiety dream and woke up and had to pee. Damn allergy meds.

[dalebert]

I remember lying in bed and feeling like I had way overslept and it was time to get up. I guess the sun's rising earlier now and that's why. I need to start going to bed earlier if I want to sleep better. So I dragged myself up but I was really stressed by my mind felt so foggy, like I couldn't remember where I was or who I was with. I felt someone in bed with me, another man, but it was probably my cat.

I tried to clear my mind and realized I was in my own apt but I was seeing some unfamiliar things like a 2nd printer in an unusual place and I tried to understand it. I figured my roommate (he moved out about a year ago) had bought one. I actually wondered if I was dreaming at this point but it all seemed so real. I even went up to the new printer and put my hands on either side of it seeing if it felt real. I lightly hit it with both hands. Then patted the table. It all felt real. I stood back and looked everything over suspiciously.

Then the coffee maker was overflowing. My roommate had a habit of putting too much water in it or something. I was trying to think what to do--turn it off, unplug it, something, without burning or shocking myself and then *POP*--it vanished before my eyes. My jaw dropped. I was of course dreaming but it all just didn't feel like what I was used to as I have lucid dreams frequently. It just felt so real. Then I moved something with my mind and that confirmed it.

I opened a door and there were about four other people there including a guy my age and an older man and older woman. They looked at me knowingly like we were all lucid dreaming together. They informed me that one of the guys was going to run a D&D game inside lucid dreams. I admitted that was a great idea, at least until virtual reality simulations had advanced quite a bit more. I demonstrated some of my cool dreams powers I'd developed over the years of lucid dreaming. I moved objects deftly, transformed some broken fixtures and furniture so they were like new, and even made a portal in the wall to somewhere else. Behind the portal was an ocean scene. That one took a bit longer and more effort.

Then I asked where we were going to have the games. My mind was trying to connect all the dots now. They said it would be over the Internet. The idea is the DM would use a sort of hypnosis to put us all in a dream-like state and we would each experience the game world in our own respective dreams while speaking back and forth over chat. It's a bit silly considering that we were all supposedly sharing the same dream world without the Internet right at that moment. I found myself feeling very skeptical that this hypnosis thing would work and that we'd be able to maintain a dream state while still talking to each other over the Net.

[Pat K]

Your dreams are exhausting, are you tired when you wake up?

[dalebert]

FWIW, I had an awful lot of D&Dish dreams last night where it felt like we were playing roles. Parts even seemed like very elaborate stuph like I've seen at a Societies for Creative Anachronism event where people are dressed in Renaissance style and there are royal courts with a lot of pomp and circumstance.

[dalebert]

I was captured by white supremacists and this guy had two big dogs, pit bulls, I think. I was trapped in some small space with them and he was trying to get them to attack me but they were uninterested. They just didn't seem very aggressive. So then he was trying to get me to attack him or at least mock-attack so they would respond defensively. It was pretty scary.

[blackie]

I had a nightmare last night. It was horrible. There were seeds in my marijuana. I was pretty upset.

[Jim Johnson]

I had a nightmare last night. It was horrible. There were seeds in my marijuana. I was pretty upset.

Marijuana is probably something you like a great deal and so it represents the things you like in life.  The seeds represent the bad things in your life.

The dream is probably telling you that there are bad things in your life that need to be cleaned out.

If you have the dream again, look closely at the seeds.

[Free libertarian]

I had a nightmare last night. It was horrible. There were seeds in my marijuana. I was pretty upset.

You see when a mommy pot plant and a daddy pot plant really love each other....

[Tom Sawyer]

I had a nightmare last night. It was horrible. There were seeds in my marijuana. I was pretty upset.

You see when a mommy pot plant and a daddy pot plant really love each other....

"They don't really love each other, those bastard males just throw their pollen to the wind and try and impregnate any poor unsuspecting females they can."

"Well, if the females didn't have their pistils out where anyone could access them. If you ask me they are getting what they deserve."

[Jim Johnson]

I had a nightmare last night. It was horrible. There were seeds in my marijuana. I was pretty upset.

You see when a mommy pot plant and a daddy pot plant really love each other....

"They don't really love each other, those bastard males just throw their pollen to the wind and try and impregnate any poor unsuspecting females they can."

"Well, if the females didn't have their pistils out where anyone could access them. If you ask me they are getting what they deserve."

I just had a dream about some really strange Science Fiction Porn.

[Tom Sawyer]

William has some really interesting dreams.

His latest dream he related to us involved Mr. Peanut as a sniper with a .50 caliber rifle.   

Searching for a Mr. Peanut image, found this one. Is nothing sacred?!

[dalebert]

Is nothing sacred?!

Nope.

[WithoutAPaddle]

William has some really interesting dreams.

His latest dream he related to us involved Mr. Peanut as a sniper with a .50 caliber rifle.   

Searching for a Mr. Peanut image, found this one. Is nothing sacred?!

Surely inspired by thoughts of:

[Tom Sawyer]

Is nothing sacred?!

Nope.

Oh god NO!!!!   

[dalebert]

There was about six inches of snow on the ground and I was horrified. I tried to remember where I was. I even asked someone. "Are we up in the mountains?" I wondered if I was more Northern. They said "no" and my heart sunk. I felt like I was going to cry.

That was the dream. It reminded me of a thought I was having again recently. Fall would be my favorite season if it weren't for the sense of impending doom that goes with it.